tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-75568487330471828062024-02-07T23:46:18.655-05:00Ruby Slippers NYCFrom Kansas City to the East Coast... and everything in between.Tinahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07096188420578631998noreply@blogger.comBlogger166125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7556848733047182806.post-49350071013347521032010-11-15T23:54:00.005-05:002010-11-16T00:00:17.444-05:00My Life In Photos<object id="flashObj" width="437" height="371" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=9,0,47,0"><param name="movie" value="http://c.brightcove.com/services/viewer/federated_f9?isVid=1" /><param name="bgcolor" value="#FFFFFF" /><param name="flashVars" value="videoId=672242585001&playerID=72250100001&playerKey=AQ~~,AAAAELCx4CE~,J1NFoEJgkTn4qrCuSuKMYmJAC6yro24o&domain=embed&dynamicStreaming=true" /><param name="base" value="http://admin.brightcove.com" /><param name="seamlesstabbing" value="false" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="swLiveConnect" value="true" /><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><embed src="http://c.brightcove.com/services/viewer/federated_f9?isVid=1" bgcolor="#FFFFFF" flashVars="videoId=672242585001&playerID=72250100001&playerKey=AQ~~,AAAAELCx4CE~,J1NFoEJgkTn4qrCuSuKMYmJAC6yro24o&domain=embed&dynamicStreaming=true" base="http://admin.brightcove.com" name="flashObj" width="437" height="371" seamlesstabbing="false" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowFullScreen="true" swLiveConnect="true" allowScriptAccess="always" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/shockwave/download/index.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash"></embed></object>Tinahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07096188420578631998noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7556848733047182806.post-85745664938086811012010-11-14T21:42:00.004-05:002010-11-14T22:24:34.860-05:00Katherine Kwei — Spring 2011 Preview<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiI6dujD8FwshWIA7itukeeaDVVz50kNE4UMvW8Pne4zgdVS4LPshXixAi5O3vT1mSi4W-6HIEWmBqx9S0pjwGbo-3nIb2a2iCzs5Y37MjktWKEYrqsULOS8KhoU0EkFvF1OsaYwlCRx7CI/s1600/kkwei.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="256" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiI6dujD8FwshWIA7itukeeaDVVz50kNE4UMvW8Pne4zgdVS4LPshXixAi5O3vT1mSi4W-6HIEWmBqx9S0pjwGbo-3nIb2a2iCzs5Y37MjktWKEYrqsULOS8KhoU0EkFvF1OsaYwlCRx7CI/s400/kkwei.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><br />
<span style="font-size: small;"><i>As written for <a href="http://www.iheartheels.com/2010/11/handbag-designer-katherine-kwei-invites.html">iheartheels.com</a></i></span><br />
Though <b><a href="http://www.katherinekwei.com/">Katherine Kwei</a></b> merely debuted her unique line of luxury handbags little over four years ago, her Spring/Summer 2011 Collection lends itself to years of quality and impeccable design. During the press preview earlier this month, the designer hosted event attendees at her spacious Soho apartment and office, where she walked us through each intricate piece in the line. <br />
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In typical Katherine Kwei form (and much to my delight), her signature "Eternity" knot, a traditional Chinese weave, rings true throughout the new collection, appearing on wallets, totes, satchels and hobo bags. Yet the line remains perfectly on trend with vibrant psychedelic-inspired colors (think teal, burnt orange and sunflower), animal prints and unexpected metallic accents, a detail which was beautifully woven into the body of the sling bag. The sling bag — which was gifted to editors and event attendees — is most certainly an item that I will be sure to incorporate regularly into my Spring 2011 wardrobe, especially seeing as A-list fans of the line include the ever-fashionable <b>Sienna Miller</b> and <i>Gossip Girl</i> star <b>Blake Lively</b>. With most made of the softest lambskin and/or calfskin, the supple pieces are a worthy splurge, with the smaller bags retailing for an average of $500.Tinahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07096188420578631998noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7556848733047182806.post-21126435693901540282010-11-07T16:13:00.029-05:002010-11-09T09:58:46.277-05:00The Paranormal In Gettysburg, PA<style>
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<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgwXLe8SSVMFp8dMRgRV3B0qSomaFZ019ZlhVlNe1vEuepZnNTdVGG9SJuLris6PYU4MpsOX57AxpCDA25RW7G32slKjDU0PeTqyXXt2Rw9U5auhDF5s7xWgCm1l2LIJOsdrLLHeycJOwq9/s1600/jerm.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="287" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgwXLe8SSVMFp8dMRgRV3B0qSomaFZ019ZlhVlNe1vEuepZnNTdVGG9SJuLris6PYU4MpsOX57AxpCDA25RW7G32slKjDU0PeTqyXXt2Rw9U5auhDF5s7xWgCm1l2LIJOsdrLLHeycJOwq9/s400/jerm.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><div class="MsoNormal">At the risk of sounding batsh*t crazy, I experienced definite, without a doubt, paranormal activity last night. If we’ve met, you know that I doubt anything, everything and its mother. I also cannot tell a lie. To save my life.</div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiGGrFzpBkuCOr7Jps1y9PNZjMgkXlxeZKIX0ViKSaApUM3en2pEDgOSjPwI_Dj8rITc7mQMVMLjkKMiR1ZiyKPwgvuzfgt47E7Z141zOa6dpXLYgE8frYK5AVoxOSdMEtfrmPm6rpbLSGT/s1600/em.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 0em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="200" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiGGrFzpBkuCOr7Jps1y9PNZjMgkXlxeZKIX0ViKSaApUM3en2pEDgOSjPwI_Dj8rITc7mQMVMLjkKMiR1ZiyKPwgvuzfgt47E7Z141zOa6dpXLYgE8frYK5AVoxOSdMEtfrmPm6rpbLSGT/s200/em.jpg" width="152" /></a><b>Backstory:</b> I have a friend, Phil, who likes ghosts. A lot. Ghosts, ghost hunts, ghost stories, <i>Ghost Adventures</i>… probably even people in sheets screaming, “BOO!” He also has his own EMF detector. I’m not judging; I love the guy. And I love adventures and scary stuff. I never really took it seriously, though I always secretly wanted to. I <i>wanted </i>to believe. Phil has dragged us all over the Northeast on various paranormal excursions. The accomplices often vary — though usually it’s me, his wife Lindsey and our friend Andy, give or take a few others. There was the time when we traipsed through the Pine Barrens of New Jersey, on a hunt for the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jersey_Devil">Jersey Devil</a>, where our tour guide taunted the mythical demon with phrases like, “YO MOMMA WEARS COMBAT BOOTS!” Another time, we went to Gettysburg where we spent four hours in a field, in the middle of the night, with a psychic medium named Miss Emily (photo), where we asked the spirits questions such as, “Do you like macaroni & cheese?” </div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal">This has all been fun. No more, no less. No real evidence; just a bunch of maybes followed by a few what ifs. Not to sound like an over-dramatic ghost nerd, but that was until last night. What follows after the jump is a true, non-exaggerated account of what happened.<br />
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</div><div class="MsoNormal"><b>The Experience:</b> A month ago, we made reservations to attend the <a href="http://www.gettysburgshauntedaddress.com/farnsworth_house_ghost_presentations_012.htm">Paranormal Night</a> investigation at the famed (and haunted) <a href="http://www.farnsworthhouseinn.com/">Farnsworth House Inn</a>, a working bed & breakfast with nine bedrooms. We knew there was one “ghost” there named Jeremy. In the 1800s, Jeremy was trampled by a horse outside the inn. He was brought into the house, specifically into what is called the <a href="http://www.farnsworthhouseinn.com/farnsworthhousegettysburg_003.htm">Sarah Black Room</a>, where he died in the adjoining bathroom. He was 8 years old. Supposedly he is a happy ghost who likes to move his toys around the house. So we get a few trinkets (or “trigger objects,” as Phil says) from the dollar store. I pick up a small bag of plastic cowboys and Indians, all in green, red, blue and yellow.</div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhSnvgcG7M6PCST0tO532VKRQjzFhIfvKv-H2WIwpuzVFYSrNoPU6kLT3JZLbtLDY6ZGAmHQ5DOvmlCO3IWJ9CQV17DO1y6phoArl8pYQVRv0ZMPApyUy97tTzGH6ULL1JYzMq6t_luVABM/s1600/emf.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 0em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="200" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhSnvgcG7M6PCST0tO532VKRQjzFhIfvKv-H2WIwpuzVFYSrNoPU6kLT3JZLbtLDY6ZGAmHQ5DOvmlCO3IWJ9CQV17DO1y6phoArl8pYQVRv0ZMPApyUy97tTzGH6ULL1JYzMq6t_luVABM/s200/emf.jpg" width="182" /></a></div><div class="MsoNormal">We arrive, pay our $50 fee for the six-hour investigation and wait in the dining room with about 30 other people for our instructions. We’re not expecting much. I place a plastic Indian on the windowsill, thinking, <i>If it falls over. It’s a ghost. </i>About 20 minutes later, I notice that it has fallen over. Could have been a draft. Nothing concrete. We go with a small group up to the attic, where the attic door repeatedly opens by itself. Probably a loose hinge. Then we’re given free reign to roam the house, so Phil, Lindsey, Andy and I go straight to the Sarah Black Room. </div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj7ZJuQi_3w057vI9SzXXb1VHHAbeFpqKLP_FE17QjSUwU0V0GWCOI6OSwtJMG8eTfYbgkS8cGs4OoogpoGt5PrYUB_chYJH_70yHm_jrZKcERask8dZALVBeloh0NgP_yN7aY-Vpdc4t7-/s1600/farnsworthhousegettysburg003008.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 0em; margin-left: 0em;"><img border="0" height="209" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj7ZJuQi_3w057vI9SzXXb1VHHAbeFpqKLP_FE17QjSUwU0V0GWCOI6OSwtJMG8eTfYbgkS8cGs4OoogpoGt5PrYUB_chYJH_70yHm_jrZKcERask8dZALVBeloh0NgP_yN7aY-Vpdc4t7-/s320/farnsworthhousegettysburg003008.jpg" width="320" /></a>It’s a beautiful room, with a canopy bed, and there are little toys strewn about. A pinwheel on the chair. A few army green plastic soldiers on the table. A ball on the floor. Armed with Phil’s EMF detector, we make our way into the spacious bathroom where Jeremy died. There is a small vanity table, a sink, a toilet and a clawfoot tub. One in each hand, I place two yellow plastic cowboys on the vanity table. No one is really watching me, we’re all chatting; Phil fiddles with the EMF detector. Maybe a minute passes. I suddenly notice there is only one yellow cowboy on the small table. I say aloud, “I swear I put two cowboys there.” “Are you <i>sure</i>?” Phil asks. “I mean, I think so…” It’s like when you misplace your keys, and you momentarily question your sanity. “Maybe I didn’t…” I look under the table, see nothing, shrug it off. We turn off the lights. We’re standing in a circle in the dark bathroom, EMF detector on, but silent. I ask, “If anyone is here, give us a sign.” Clear as day, we hear a clink against porcelain behind us, in the direction of the tub. I turn on the lights. We’re excited. “Did you hear that?” “Did you hear it?” “If that plastic toy is over there, I swear to God…” I state. Andy gets on the floor, looks under the tub. Sure enough… he unearths a small yellow plastic cowboy. I scream. I’m shaking. A few people hear my yelp, come running in. I say what happened. One of the hotel workers is not surprised. “That’s Jeremy!” she says. They leave. I place the yellow cowboy back on the table beside the other one.</div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal">Lindsey and Phil leave to go explore another room down the hall. Andy and I are left hovering in the doorway of the Sarah Black Room, alone. A minute passes. Maybe two. Andy goes in the bathroom again, where it happened. He calls my name. I walk in. There, on the small vanity table, in between the two yellow plastic cowboys, is a green plastic soldier holding a Confederate flag. “You put that there!” I accuse. Boys always play jokes. “No, I didn’t!” he says. Andy, who is often skeptical, looks legitimately spooked. “You swear on my MOM?” I ask. He does. He’s not kidding. No one else had been in there, and we never left the bedroom. I take a photo. </div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal">We walk out. Look for Phil and Lindsey. We all go back into bathroom of the Sarah Black Room. One of the yellow cowboys is gone again. The four of us go into the <a href="http://www.farnsworthhouseinn.com/farnsworthhousegettysburg_005.htm">Eisenhower Room</a> down the hall where we attempt to communicate with… whatever else might be in the house. The lights are off. We ask questions via the EMF detector. Is anyone here? Beep beep beep. Is it Jeremy? Beep beep. Are you alone? Silence. Is someone here with you? Beep beep. Do you like us? Beep beep. Do you dislike us? Silence. Do you want us to leave? Silence. Are you happy in this house? Beep beep beep. We leave the Eisenhower Room, and when we come back to it maybe 15 minutes later, the yellow plastic cowboy is lying on the bed.</div><div class="MsoNormal"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal">A few other things happen throughout the night. And during each one of them, I forced someone to hold my hand, for fear that I would be sucked into some black abyss. Too many horror flicks. Still, these other things could go into the maybe category. But what I saw in the bathroom of the Sarah Black Room, what I experienced, cannot be rebutted. At this point, I will believe in anything.</div>Tinahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07096188420578631998noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7556848733047182806.post-39155846955485457132010-10-30T18:56:00.000-04:002010-11-03T18:56:57.889-04:00Ann Taylor — Spring 2011 Preview<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh5dUt2SrKVTpgWgqUIlsPHExj3ewjOtbIl36RKXi9lBm5zsRNJJTphPidZlTRsUP6lX-TBRtVpwKJ7vyTg3qOGH1H-8i-soPEyKk0DKcl42BDwL4oJONBXQatBQ6uwNkG7ICuGBFlm4TuL/s1600/ann.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="255" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh5dUt2SrKVTpgWgqUIlsPHExj3ewjOtbIl36RKXi9lBm5zsRNJJTphPidZlTRsUP6lX-TBRtVpwKJ7vyTg3qOGH1H-8i-soPEyKk0DKcl42BDwL4oJONBXQatBQ6uwNkG7ICuGBFlm4TuL/s400/ann.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><span style="font-size: small;"><i>As written for <a href="http://www.iheartheels.com/2010/10/mercedes-benz-fashion-week-ss-2011-lamb.html">iheartheels.com</a></i></span><br />
"Pleasantly surprised" describes how I felt when I popped into the Gramercy Park Hotel to preview <a href="http://www.anntaylor.com/home.jsp">Ann Taylor</a>'s Spring 2011 collection earlier this month. I envisioned simple shift dresses, solid blocks of color and career separates, well suited for the hopeful Park Avenue fashionista. But what I got was a slew of classic pieces, each with a unique, eye-catching update. Bold prints on classic-cut shirts and dresses — think floral and leopard — along with rich textures like lace, metallic and fringe, prevail for spring. Styles like a polished seersucker blazer paired with dark denim shorts and a nautical-inspired sweater/shorts combo accessorized with boxy bracelets and a jeweled belt both caught my eye, and they perfectly defined Ann's motto for spring, "...the new casual as a polished way of dressing down." A beautiful burnished medallion necklace gifted to preview attendees was honestly the icing on the Spring 2011 cake. Well done, Ann!<br />
<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: small;"><i>Photos courtesy of nitrolicious.com<a href="http://www.iheartheels.com/2010/10/mercedes-benz-fashion-week-ss-2011-lamb.html"></a></i></span></div>Tinahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07096188420578631998noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7556848733047182806.post-86527672672885714952010-10-05T17:45:00.001-04:002010-10-21T09:40:57.865-04:00NY Fashion Week 2010: L.A.M.B.<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiN4cEo76UhrMoAg8E-beeKTCCSYXbkh8Gh-hSRej4-l2fSgBGzOaSYnIwYtQedvVQSgYqVtX0mt4OlYq4uFgWi9OPnNtOLECUaRyvITDKcJiMMfDbcyd4uVwdsAzw-lzC7Dr3p3-Inxteq/s1600/lamb.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="245" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiN4cEo76UhrMoAg8E-beeKTCCSYXbkh8Gh-hSRej4-l2fSgBGzOaSYnIwYtQedvVQSgYqVtX0mt4OlYq4uFgWi9OPnNtOLECUaRyvITDKcJiMMfDbcyd4uVwdsAzw-lzC7Dr3p3-Inxteq/s400/lamb.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><br />
<span style="font-size: small;"><i>As written for <a href="http://www.iheartheels.com/2010/10/mercedes-benz-fashion-week-ss-2011-lamb.html">iheartheels.com</a></i></span><br />
<div style="text-align: left;"><a href="http://rubyslippersnyc.blogspot.com/search/label/fashion">Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week</a> ended on a high note with <b>Gwen Stefani</b>'s debut of the Spring 2011 collection for <b>L.A.M.B.</b> As an upbeat remix of Santogold and M.I.A. began to blare through the speakers, the Theater at Lincoln Center felt more like a high-energy party than your average runway show. Gwen's lively designs merely appended the festivities, with a colorful mix of plaid, geometric and African-inspired prints. In her signature style, midriff-baring tops were abundant, along with baggy pants, tailored jackets, draping and cinched waists. Like her ready-to-wear, her accessories were delightfully over the top, with layers of bangles, cross-body bags, platform wedges and the occasional fedora.<br />
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Gwen's husband, <b>Gavin Rossdale</b>, bobbed his head from the front row, often taking iPhone photos, with a giddy Kingston on his lap. Other front-row attendees included <b>Mel B.</b>, <b>Omarion</b>, <b>Russell Simmons</b>, <b>Debbie Harry</b> and <b>Christian Siriano</b>. The show concluded on a sweet note when Gwen appeared during the finale and none other than little Kingston, blond curls bouncing, rushed to join her down the runway, leaving the rest of us smiling, no doubt.</div><br />
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As written for <a href="http://www.iheartheels.com/2010/10/mercedes-benz-fashion-week-ss-2011_11.html">iheartheels.com</a></i></span><br />
Naeem Khan's runway show during <a href="http://rubyslippersnyc.blogspot.com/search/label/fashion">Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week</a> elicited a slew of much-deserved OOHs and AHHs from the crowd with his bohemian-inspired pieces, many of which had me wishing that Spring 2011 weren't all of six months away. Big-haired models clad in multicolored maxi dresses, chiffon gowns and floral-print skirts glided down the runway to Latin tunes by La Lupe and Eddie Palmieri. Thanks to the intricate beading, by-hand embroidery and aptly placed sequins on Khan's lust-worthy silhouettes, it's no wonder that the designer boasts such A-list fans like <b>Beyoncé</b>, <b>Taylor Swift,</b> <b>Alicia Keys</b> and <b>Carrie Underwood</b>... and received a standing ovation.<br />
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<span style="font-size: small;"><i>As written for <a href="http://www.iheartheels.com/2010/10/mercedes-benz-fashion-week-ss-2011.html">iheartheels.com</a></i></span><br />
Walking into the <a href="http://www.mackage.com/">Mackage</a> presentation in The Box at Lincoln Center during <a href="http://rubyslippersnyc.blogspot.com/search/label/fashion">Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week</a> was like walking into a surreal display of smoke and mirrors. Literally. The models posed in groups of four on small platforms swathed in electric black light and dry ice as the rest of us gawked at the raw, ethereal scene as if peering at a hungry caged animal. The gaunt, wet appearance of the models, the up-close-and-personal aspect of the entire arrangement and the sultry new-wave sounds of Kate Bush wafting through the speakers all added to the hypnotic high-fashion experience.<br />
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Despite wanting to break a cheeseburger out of my bag for the seemingly thinner-than-your-average models (and growing increasingly self-conscious over the size of my hips), I was enchanted. By all of it. Typically known for their outerwear and leather goods (often worn by Britney Spears, Blake Lively and Hilary Duff), the Montreal-based line raised the bar for Spring 2011 with tailored jackets, high-waist skirts, shift dresses and slim-fit pants, all with edge-defining details like studs, grommets, zippers and skinny wrap belts. The diverse palette ranged from your classic black and white to soft neutrals (camel, taupe and olive) to candy-colored spring hues (melon, peach and canary yellow). Due to the slow-moving nature of the presentation, I was able to visualize the intricate details and see how each piece was constructed and layered to form a most beautiful outfit. I almost liked it better than a <a href="http://rubyslippersnyc.blogspot.com/2010/09/ny-fashion-week-2010-toni-francesc.html">runway show</a>. <i>Almost</i>.<br />
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<span style="font-size: small;"><i>As written for <a href="http://www.iheartheels.com/2010/09/mercedes-benz-fashion-week-ss-2011-toni.html">iheartheels.com</a></i></span> <br />
After the <a href="http://rubyslippersnyc.blogspot.com/2010/09/ny-fashion-week-alice-olivia.html">spectacular Alice + Olivia party</a>, I headed over to <a href="http://www.tonifrancesc.com/">Toni Francesc</a>'s "Urban Forest" Spring/Summer 2011 runway show. As I waited for the show to begin from my perch in the second row behind recording artist Jeannie Ortega and actor Eric West, I spotted Kelly Cutrone (Francesc is a People's Revolution client) directing her minions, hard at work. Then the lights dimmed, and out glided model after model, sporting vivid hues of chartreuse, mango and steel blue in an array of free-flowing fabrics. Inspired by natural landscapes and elements, Francesc brought eco-friendly materials and embellishments into his enchanting collection with chunky wooden heels and accessories, as well as beautifully sculptured pieces that made the line a true stand-out during <a href="http://rubyslippersnyc.blogspot.com/search/label/fashion">Fashion Week</a>. <br />
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Shortly before <a href="http://rubyslippersnyc.blogspot.com/2010/09/ny-fashion-week-alice-olivia.html">Fashion Week</a>, I represented <a href="http://www.iheartheels.com/2010/09/spring-shoes-opens-up-shop-in-nyc.html">I Heart Heels</a> at a store opening for Manhattan's first <a href="http://www.myspringshoes.com/us">Spring Shoes</a> boutique, a slightly less expensive division of <a href="http://www.aldoshoes.com/">Aldo Shoes</a>. While the prices range anywhere from $39 to $99, the quality and craftsmanship is definitely there. As an advocate of spending a bit more for classic items and less for trendier pieces, I found Spring Shoes to be extremely on trend, with a wide range of footwear — patent pumps, lace-up oxfords, studded ankle boots and yes, even some ruby slippers! (Some of my favorites above; I am <i>so</i> getting the <a href="http://www.myspringshoes.com/us/women/shoes/fashion-flats/80129516-bramer/96">oxfords</a> for fall.) The brand also boasts an offering of accessories including handbags, clutches, jewelry and legwear.Tinahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07096188420578631998noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7556848733047182806.post-54835917951249000212010-09-17T18:48:00.006-04:002010-09-17T18:58:01.451-04:00NY Fashion Week 2010: Alice + Olivia<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgvWBquvRmPwW0f6Ggk4GL39ABFukCIcDtDJ3BkKXIz9ADdbm_tT9BvTzeTxwIlTjDnYw6UKFDeUTxY7bMsRYqkjdWIoQtnvV-cCd-4ZFM6OPkZ4i0vNjq5IefpOcs-XqtHVe2dmr4EqeVF/s1600/A+O.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgvWBquvRmPwW0f6Ggk4GL39ABFukCIcDtDJ3BkKXIz9ADdbm_tT9BvTzeTxwIlTjDnYw6UKFDeUTxY7bMsRYqkjdWIoQtnvV-cCd-4ZFM6OPkZ4i0vNjq5IefpOcs-XqtHVe2dmr4EqeVF/s400/A+O.jpg" width="311" /></a></div><br />
<span style="font-size: small;"><i> As written for <a href="http://www.iheartheels.com/">iheartheels.com</a></i></span><br />
Always a <a href="http://rubyslippersnyc.blogspot.com/search/label/fashion">Fashion Week</a> favorite, <a href="http://shop.aliceandolivia.com/">Alice + Olivia</a>'s Spring 2011 presentation was by far the most stunning spectacle of the week-long event, in my little opinion. Decor was sparse in the spacious warehouse-like venue of NYC's Cedar Lake, but the energy knew no bounds. Only the essentials were present — row upon row of brightly colored mixed drinks, a glittering platform filled with paparazzi near the red carpet (assembled for only the most influential of arrivals — <b>Nicky Hilton</b>, <b>Denise Richards</b>, <i>Mad Men</i>'s <b>Elizabeth Moss</b>, among others) and a DJ booth where one of my personal favorites was spinning tunes, <b>Gabe Saporta</b> of <b>Cobra Starship</b>. <br />
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Oh. And one minor detail. Toward the back of the venue was a stage that resembled some sort of retro-style burlesque parlor. I fell in love with what I saw. Model after model wearing quirky-glam confections of sparkles, lace, ruffles and feathers, mixed with the brightest of colors and boldest of prints. Picture last year's bohemian-hippie obsession on crack with a sprinkle of ultra-feminine details. Carrie Bradshaw but way cooler. Handkerchief hems, high waists and big, oversized accessories. Oh. My.<br />
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The models resembled the cool girls from the 1970s (Milla Jovovich, <i>Dazed & Confused</i>, thankyouverymuch), but with a whisper of innocence clouding their strong presence. Soft hair and coral-colored pouts, courtesy of Ric Pipino for <a href="http://pipino.com/c24_test/products.php">Revolution In Cut</a> and <a href="http://www.maccosmetics.com/">MAC Cosmetics</a>, respectively. At the end of the night, in her usual fashion, A+O designer Stacey Bendet left me wanting more.<br />
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Despite a sudden torrential downpour (which caused me to add yet another shitty $5 street umbrella to my growing collection) and a new Upper West Side location, the fifth day of Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week was abuzz with excitement, free drinks, outrageous outfits and long lines. I was thrilled when Julie asked me to cover a few of the Spring 2011 shows for <a href="http://www.iheartheels.com/">iheartheels.com</a>, as <a href="http://rubyslippersnyc.blogspot.com/2010/02/ny-fashion-week-2010-monique-lhuillier.html">I had a blast</a> at the tents last February. The energy (and people-watching!) that you experience at Fashion Week is indescribable... not to mention the <i>clothes</i>.<br />
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<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div>Menswear line <b><a href="http://www.perryellis.com/">Perry Ellis</a></b> did not disappoint earlier tonight with a series of classic, preppy pieces predominantly consisting of some combination of tailored trousers, linen shorts, v-neck sweaters, polo shirts and the occasional cardigan or blazer. Under the design direction of John Crocco, the new S/S 2011 collection exudes a sort of timeless appeal as one might expect, but the styles remain refreshingly on trend with bright pops of coral, rose, lime and teal, along with a sprinkling of aptly placed prints — think plaid, argyle, gingham and stripes. <br />
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The male models were easy on the eyes, as well, not to mention a few of the front-row guests. A-list attendees included actor <b>Chris Riggi</b> (you might know him as Rufus and Lily's love child from Season 3 of <i>Gossip Girl</i>) and Detroit Pistons player <b>Ben Gordon</b>.<br />
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<div style="text-align: center;"><object height="343" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/wJFDDxEh-4w?fs=1&hl=en_US&color1=0x3a3a3a&color2=0x999999"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/wJFDDxEh-4w?fs=1&hl=en_US&color1=0x3a3a3a&color2=0x999999" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="343"></embed></object></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: x-small;"><i>Photos courtesy of Getty Images; Video by <a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/tinasmithers">Tina Smithers</a></i></span></div>Tinahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07096188420578631998noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7556848733047182806.post-78834403508461358272010-08-31T12:42:00.009-04:002010-09-13T23:51:04.358-04:00If I Didn't Have To Pay NYC Rent...<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg5lEPGTTEsqwiUlPIydaIAdAdHjHbFx_6kf5jsNg4FWb515hLRHzpFDurdsGjMqU1DkxILPg6AuZnBGAeP7gIL7dy5orOLHNE01Fv4t8pFyRTaM4JnDQBLhSOigu2HIEoaONLh8SyZDOJq/s1600/yasminjazmin.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="180" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg5lEPGTTEsqwiUlPIydaIAdAdHjHbFx_6kf5jsNg4FWb515hLRHzpFDurdsGjMqU1DkxILPg6AuZnBGAeP7gIL7dy5orOLHNE01Fv4t8pFyRTaM4JnDQBLhSOigu2HIEoaONLh8SyZDOJq/s400/yasminjazmin.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><span style="font-size: small;"><i><br />
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I would be adorned in jewels all the time. Recently stopped by the <a href="http://www.yasminandjazmin.com/">Yasmin & Jazmin</a> press preview, and I must say... this jewelry is to die for! Stunning. Gorgeous. The items are a little pricey ($250-$900), but they're well worth the investment if you want a statement piece of jewelry that will last until eternity. I fell head-over-<a href="http://www.iheartheels.com/">iheartheels</a> in love with the Black Onyx Square Pendant, as well as the <a href="http://www.25park.com/citrine-circle-ring.html">Citrine Circle Ring</a>. The line has a huge celebrity cult following, boasting fans such as <b>Lindsay Lohan</b> (Tethered Cuff, above), <b>Nicole Scherzinger</b> (Stone Tip Cuff, above) and <b>Lo Bosworth</b> from <i>The Hills</i> (Black Drop Earrings, above). <a href="http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20386390,00.html">Ex-couple</a> <b>Audrina Patridge</b> and <b>Ryan Cabrera</b> were also spotted sporting matching Unisex Tag Necklaces from the line... you know, back when they were trying to be an item.Tinahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07096188420578631998noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7556848733047182806.post-31929537480855788892010-08-23T18:38:00.004-04:002010-08-23T18:45:44.609-04:00My Dad Questions My Sexuality<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiKW3_50aObRm-ysy0fVMqfTAjJkXkpD4j0UpurOvxM-dzfIxYgTRlBzz9pBwtNEUQI1cXcC1HZnQcbYB4TtrDrgoggzxJ7om7u1wrtEtR9RIe3tF1nSNoXWBe_kPFlH9qWNdXAzFQGJOe2/s1600/meg.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 0em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="140" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiKW3_50aObRm-ysy0fVMqfTAjJkXkpD4j0UpurOvxM-dzfIxYgTRlBzz9pBwtNEUQI1cXcC1HZnQcbYB4TtrDrgoggzxJ7om7u1wrtEtR9RIe3tF1nSNoXWBe_kPFlH9qWNdXAzFQGJOe2/s200/meg.jpg" width="200" /></a></div>I am at work. It occurs to me that I haven't spoken to my <a href="http://rubyslippersnyc.blogspot.com/2010/07/nobody-hacks-my-dad.html">dad</a> in 2.5 days. So I call him during my lunch hour. We discuss menial things like the weather, our weekends, work... I mention a friend's wedding that I am attending this weekend in Seattle. Our conversation unexpectedly takes a queer turn (literally):<br />
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<b>Me:</b> Yeah, so I'm going to a wedding in Seattle this weekend.<br />
<b>Dad:</b> You are?! As in Washington? How much was that plane ticket?!<br />
<i>I love how at 29 years old, my dad still asks me about my finances. In my usual fashion, I knock off about 30% of the actual cost.</i><br />
<b>Me:</b> About $400. It'll be a bit expensive, but I'm excited. I've never been to Seattle.<br />
<b>Dad:</b> That's great, I want you to experience new things.<br />
<b>Me:</b> Yeah, I'm sharing a room with two of my guy friends.<br />
<b>Dad:</b> Tina, are you gay?<br />
<b>Me:</b> ...<br />
<b>Dad:</b> Oh, f--k, I'm sorry. But you have all these guy friends. And you go camping. But you don't have a boyfriend.<br />
<b>Me: </b>...um... <i>(wondering how I can address this in close quarters with coworkers nearby)</i><br />
<b>Dad:</b> Tina, if you are gay, it's really OK. I don't mind!<br />
<b>Me:</b> Dad, I'm not. <i>(whispering)</i> I like boys. I'm not attracted to girls!<br />
<b>Dad:</b> I don't mean to be offensive!<br />
<b>Me: </b>I know you don't, and I love you. But, um... I'm honestly a little hurt that you asked me that... are you being serious?<br />
<b>Dad: </b>Well! It's crossed my mind... but I guess you are more hetero than homo.<br />
<b>Me:</b> ...<br />
<b>Dad:</b> I'm sorry, really, I'm sorry. I shouldn't have asked.<br />
<b>Me:</b> It's OK, it's kind of funny... I mean, I do want to have a husband, and a child...<br />
<b>Dad:</b> When?<br />
<b>Me: </b>...um...<br />
<b>Dad:</b> So you're not gay?<br />
<b>Me:</b> No, I'm not.Tinahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07096188420578631998noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7556848733047182806.post-29128834715459192732010-08-17T12:47:00.011-04:002010-08-31T12:52:01.613-04:00Holiday 2010 Fashion Preview<span style="font-size: small;"><i> As<span style="font-size: small;"> written for fashion blog <a href="http://www.iheartheels.com/2010/08/sneak-peek-gapbanana-republicold-navy.html">iheartheels.com</a></span></i></span><span style="font-size: small;"> </span><br />
Is it that time already?! The only thing about working in fashion, or in publishing, or I guess working in any industry other than burger-slinging at McDonald's (be jealous — I was once the Mickey D's Employee of the Month, complete with engraved plaque), is the fact that you can rarely live in the moment. You're always looking ahead <i>at least </i>three months.<br />
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I recently attended the Holiday 2010 Preview for Gap, Banana Republic and Old Navy, which brought back memories of working at Old Navy during the holiday season of 1998. I was a greeter/bag passer-outer, and the only thing I recall is that the cheesy '70s-inspired holiday tunes got old real fast. The painful recollection quickly dissipated when I laid eyes on the season's upcoming styles, set to hit stores this October.<br />
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<b>Side Note:</b> I was scared because <a href="http://purepowerbootcamp.com/about/commander/">Commanding Officer Brenner</a> (aka the <strike>hot ab chick</strike> PPBC owner) sent me a "new recruit" email saying I could email her with any love/questions/etc., and my coworker suggested that I email her a link to my blog. So I did. She did not respond. So when the DI asked my name, I assumed that I was in big trouble. /end note<br />
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"WHAT?" "Smithers? Smithers." "Smeeters, are you confused?" "No! No." "OK, Smeeters. Good." (ShitIoffendedCOBwithmyblognowI'mscared.) Jumping jacks. I do about 50 and then take a break, continuing to count and wave my arms. The DI spots me. He laughs. I relax. I laugh. COB takes the old-timers. The DI takes the people like me. Only they're not really like me, turns out I'm Still That Girl. More hurdles. I straddle. (But I spotted another Straddler!) Over the huge walls. Only this time we have to go up the side without a ledge. So it's like... a flat wall that we have to crawl over like f-cking Spiderman. DI sees me struggling. He gives me a boost. Now I am belly down on the top of this wall with my arms and legs dangling over the sides. I kind of fall off and somehow land on my feet. I may not be Spiderman, but I am a cat!<br />
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Now we are instructed to pick up a rubber tire. I get my tire. We're told to do 50 of these tire lifts over our heads. My tire is heavy. DI says I can trade with another guy who's tire is lighter. I want to prove that I am badass, and I say no, I can handle my tire. After three lifts, I regret it. He says I can switch. I still can't really get past 10. My legs are shaking. I am seeing spots. He tells me to go get a bar and lift that instead. I run by myself to get the bar, while my platoonmates all have tires. This is embarrassing.<br />
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Class is almost over. We get in a circle to say our kindergarten-classroom Words. It is my turn. I debate which Word to say. Strength? Honor? I try Power again. "POWER...?" "Are you sure about that, SMEETERS?" "Yes! POWER! POWER! POWER!"<br />
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On the way out of class, I meet two fellow boot-campers in the elevator. "I'm so embarrassed," I say. "It's OK! Is this your first day?" "Second." "Honestly, your second day is worse than the first. I don't know what it is, but it's brutal." They both agreed. "Really?! So you felt nauseous and faint and death-like?" "YES," the girl said. "It gets better!" Gosh. They're so nice. I will not quit this. I can finish! I am a cat!Tinahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07096188420578631998noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7556848733047182806.post-8872752881403710672010-08-04T14:13:00.008-04:002010-08-10T23:58:19.698-04:00A New York Ass-Kicking<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh38itXCQPqrGyax9je7HwR-i0mLg-hh8ziR52UW_O57xttEub1_DJmZjZvM9MM-ruDBhzToA37YNfqI2ft_vXQ2fihJNm6Df0EXRGUXkBQVwBQWMQSw8F6qm3T5NDJTDD3VZlvXRhPmdNB/s1600/Picture+1.png" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 0em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="144" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh38itXCQPqrGyax9je7HwR-i0mLg-hh8ziR52UW_O57xttEub1_DJmZjZvM9MM-ruDBhzToA37YNfqI2ft_vXQ2fihJNm6Df0EXRGUXkBQVwBQWMQSw8F6qm3T5NDJTDD3VZlvXRhPmdNB/s200/Picture+1.png" width="200" /></a></div>It's no secret. I have commitment issues. I am easily distracted. I have been known to join multiple gyms, go for a month and then lie to get out of the contract. (I once "moved in with my grandma who lives in southern Missouri" and even had my cellphone bill sent there for two months so I had change-of-residency "proof.") So when I saw <a href="http://www.groupon.com/new-york/deals/pure-power-boot-camp-2">this Groupon</a> for 75% off six classes at <a href="http://purepowerbootcamp.com/home/">Pure Power Boot Camp</a>, I figured what the hell. I was sold when I saw that it's located two blocks away from my work. I enlisted for two weeks of classes in early August (um, now).<br />
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Suddenly, it occurred to me that my shirt was on backward — my dog-tag graphic was in front. Everyone else's was in back. Peeked in collar, sure enough, there was the XL tag starring back at me. Quickly switched shirt around and got in line for jumping jacks. Everyone just automatically knew to start counting. I was confused. For every number they shouted, they did three or four jacks. They also seemed to be counting backward. I mouthed various numbers and waved my arms around.<br />
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<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh3C7JnG0cgtcHKxWVXxS58g5keWO5NdS4VdbSqvzWBtDTrdNg63V9ar5-XsD_fSsmCtRqWtSaV31qbayXJ345fg4_EYPtgZrVwWzJZ6olWfrCLxIHW-jM05LwhKcfkuDGo1mq3QI2c5UfP/s1600/Untitled.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 0em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh3C7JnG0cgtcHKxWVXxS58g5keWO5NdS4VdbSqvzWBtDTrdNg63V9ar5-XsD_fSsmCtRqWtSaV31qbayXJ345fg4_EYPtgZrVwWzJZ6olWfrCLxIHW-jM05LwhKcfkuDGo1mq3QI2c5UfP/s320/Untitled.jpg" /></a>Then we had to do these box step-up things and squats. I went to grab my water. "PUT THAT WATER DOWN!" DI shouted. Jaw dropped, I did what I was told. He wanted us to count while doing the steps. I don't think anyone knew whether to start backward or forward. So we didn't speak. "You can't count, so then GET AWAY FROM ME!" he snarled. "Go run three laps." So we did. I was scared. A nice girl introduced herself while jogging, asked if it was my first day. "Yes. Is it almost over?" "You've got 20 more minutes. Don't worry about it, you paid for it, do what you can." I liked her. At this point, I was feeling faint. I must've looked pale. Vomit was rising in my throat. I seriously thought I was going to collapse. We were given a 10-second water break.<br />
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Then we did some 200 sit-ups of sorts while being ordered to scream things like "I AM A SEXY BITCH!" The minute my DI turned his back, I rested. Yes. I am a dirty cheater. At the end, our platoon sat in a circle, and we were ordered to shout Words. DI told me to say POWER. "Power?" I said in question form.<br />
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When I walked out, legs shaking, I felt like I'd accomplished something great, aside from swallowing my puke. I realized that I had a huge sweat spot that looked as if I had peed myself. For a split second, I questioned whether or not I really peed myself. I did not. Whew. I go back tonight. Five more classes. I can do this.Tinahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07096188420578631998noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7556848733047182806.post-11895148886125592332010-07-02T00:03:00.004-04:002010-09-02T12:55:20.804-04:00Nobody Hacks MY Dad<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhr9vuwQEAwu9nIQiwHqRTBI7u4Bm3XNTFQRua0Qc0bBwB9SVyr2oh8I1Oz1vtLgy6XSXMQNWCJjWs0Ph7jSQbFs9VNgM73KNV38fNToxgeV10q1sJSVA_k-BAKK5-8CWmJWnlN-zmf_wf3/s1600/oldcomp.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 0em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="173" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhr9vuwQEAwu9nIQiwHqRTBI7u4Bm3XNTFQRua0Qc0bBwB9SVyr2oh8I1Oz1vtLgy6XSXMQNWCJjWs0Ph7jSQbFs9VNgM73KNV38fNToxgeV10q1sJSVA_k-BAKK5-8CWmJWnlN-zmf_wf3/s200/oldcomp.jpg" width="200" /></a></div>My dad's Yahoo email account got hacked. I know this, because he sent me a link about a Canadian drugstore. I happen to know his password. Knowing that it could take him five hours to figure out how to change it, I went ahead and fixed it. Then I immediately called him.<br />
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<b>Me: </b>Dad. Your email account got hacked.<br />
<b>Dad:</b> What?! How do you know?<br />
<b>Me: </b>Because you sent me a link to a Canadian drugstore.<br />
<b>Dad:</b> What?! This is terrible!!! This happened before, I think. That... mailer...<br />
<b>Me: </b>Yes, MAILER-DAEMON. You didn't change your password?<br />
<b>Dad:</b> Yes! Mailer demon! I didn't know what happened. I feel so bad.<br />
<b>Me:</b> It's OK. Don't worry, it happens to lots of people.<br />
<b>Dad: </b>Even you?<br />
<b>Me: </b>Well... no. I have Gmail. But I changed your password. It's X.<br />
<b>Dad:</b> So I need this password to get on the Internet? What about my Favorites? Where I pay my bills?<br />
<b>Me:</b> Dad, this is just for your Yahoo email address. Everything else is the same.<br />
<b>Dad:</b> Even my Favorites?!<br />
<b>Me:</b> Yes, even your Favorites. But your inbox is filled with spam. You should really get a new email address.<br />
<b>Dad:</b> How do I do that?!<br />
<b>Me: </b>I'll set you up with a Gmail account. It's better. More secure.<br />
<b>Dad:</b> Well, I want to come up with the name.<br />
<b>Me: </b>You don't want to just use your regular name?<br />
<b>Dad: </b>Like... mike@gmail.com?<br />
<b>Me: </b>Um, no. Like your full name.<br />
<b>Dad: </b>Isn't that bad?! I don't want my name out there!!<br />
<b>Me: </b>It's OK. It'll be OK. I can switch over your contacts, too.<br />
<b>Dad:</b> Like, my address book? Will you give them my new email address??<br />
<b>Me:</b> Yea, sure. <br />
<b>Dad:</b> But what about the hacker's? I don't want him to have my new email!!!<br />
<b>Me:</b> It's OK, dad. He won't. But um, you should really take a basic computer class.<br />
<b>Dad: </b>Like, on the Internet? Or where I get in my truck and drive?<br />
<b>Me: </b>Um...<br />
<b>Dad: </b>This is the start of you wiping my ass, isn't it?Tinahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07096188420578631998noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7556848733047182806.post-34274782736762195882010-06-15T23:31:00.012-04:002010-08-31T12:51:09.817-04:00If You Only Visit One Store In New York...<span style="font-size: small;"><i> As<span style="font-size: small;"> written for fashion blog <a href="http://www.iheartheels.com/2010/06/chic-alert-h-new-fashion-against-aids.html">iheartheels.com</a></span></i></span><span style="font-size: small;"> </span><br />
It was March of 2002. I was living on a college girl's budget and had come to New York for the first time ever. My much more fashion-savvy friends immediately started raving about this elusive H&M and demanded to go. I didn't understand. Until I saw for myself. I was smitten. Fabulous clothes! Shoes! Accessories! More clothes! I could spend $100 and walk out with five outfits. To this day, I don't know what it stands for (Hugs&Mustaches? Hearts&Milkshakes?), but I remain ever loyal. So of course when my friend Julie at <a href="http://www.iheartheels.com/">iheartheels.com</a> asked me to cover H&M's <a href="http://www.fashionagainstaids.com/faa.html">Fashion Against Aids</a> event last month, I jumped at the chance. <i><b>Side note:</b></i> I interviewed at <i>Seventeen</i> during that first H&M-filled visit to New York. The following summer, Julie and I ended up interning together at the iconic teen magazine. We discovered we were sorority sisters *cue secret handshake*, and a friendship was instantly born. Moving on...<br />
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New York's Fifth Avenue <a href="http://www.hm.com/us/#/startns/">H&M</a> store was packed to the gills with fashion lovers and shoppers at the May 19 event, which boasted a 20% discount on everything (squeal!), appetizers, drinks, live music, you name it. Basically, I shopped. A lot. And I also admired their new Fashion Against Aids collection — 25% of every single sale made from this collection will be donated to various HIV/AIDS prevention projects. That's a hell of a lot of money... especially seeing as the collection is gorgeous and is bound to sell out. Some of my favorite pieces from the FAA collection:<br />
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I fell head-over-heels in love with that angelic white ruffled maxi dress after seeing it on one of the models. When I tried it on, it didn't look quite right on me, and I almost cried. (Sadly when I left Kansas for NYC over six years ago, my hips came along for the ride.) Luckily, I was able to find a few pieces worthy of my Beyoncé-sized booty. $200 worth to be exact. Sigh. It's not really spending frivolously when it goes to a good cause, right? xxTinahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07096188420578631998noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7556848733047182806.post-45179717134681251662010-06-04T16:33:00.016-04:002010-09-02T12:55:58.977-04:00That Girl (You Know The One)<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgRRTKjoWXVuFxMHQn7-mst2mJXCZHr5dHT5r_gwEFhSlyvWoTFJu28FJQrs7nxpYjHZDfQ2M6ZDJHhIZ7g6VodbOACQTNL4lqk3S5HAVWizetcG12tk2KUOrFSBk6hSyf_CWPfTTr2RNzC/s1600/photo.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 0em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgRRTKjoWXVuFxMHQn7-mst2mJXCZHr5dHT5r_gwEFhSlyvWoTFJu28FJQrs7nxpYjHZDfQ2M6ZDJHhIZ7g6VodbOACQTNL4lqk3S5HAVWizetcG12tk2KUOrFSBk6hSyf_CWPfTTr2RNzC/s320/photo.jpg" /></a></div>So my coworker/friend <a class="mention" contenteditable="false" href="http://12stonehollowway.blogspot.com/" tabindex="-1"><span contenteditable="false">Nicole</span></a> is, for me, That Girl. You know the one — she's charismatic and always looks immaculate, even while pregnant and wearing 4-inch heels. When getting dressed in the morning, sometimes I think to myself, what would Nicole pair with this? Would <i>she</i> opt for the beaded necklace? Would <i>she</i> belt this cardigan? This is usually followed by me saying fuckit, picking up the same Get Up Kids hoodie off the floor and bouncing off to work in my Converse. Said Nicole has also bled into my eating habits. Afterall, it was her who first told me about that <a href="http://rubyslippersnyc.blogspot.com/2010/04/new-york-cleanse.html">damn Blueprint Cleanse</a>. She is the one who said that berries are better for you than bananas, thus forcing me to buy a bag of frozen berries that I inevitably threw out because they tasted like tart, tangy mush.<br />
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<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhQmBE-KMTqERsG-EDvIrIuZznbvWKOv532WZ8hQdb9rFTDRsmvatomysbPdcdf-83Cjx_F03K21BJfsPzq1X7I_h4jl5p7lcWHo00qo_AYE1dS7xcoD74v6YkAvhsrpZR9UJ1PUtZ5Qiwt/s1600/meumbrella2.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 0em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhQmBE-KMTqERsG-EDvIrIuZznbvWKOv532WZ8hQdb9rFTDRsmvatomysbPdcdf-83Cjx_F03K21BJfsPzq1X7I_h4jl5p7lcWHo00qo_AYE1dS7xcoD74v6YkAvhsrpZR9UJ1PUtZ5Qiwt/s320/meumbrella2.jpg" width="248" /></a>For fear of sounding creepy, let the record state that I am easily influenced in general, doesn't matter who you are. Whether I'm taking business advice from <a href="http://www.joeandjamigetmarried.blogspot.com/">Jami</a>, boy advice from Jessi, permission to eat croutons for dinner from <a href="http://rubyslippersnyc.blogspot.com/2010/01/random-texts-from-meagan.html">Meagan</a> or love-handle reassurance from Crista. While the aforementioned ladies make up some of my best friends, Nicole will forever be That Girl for me. The one who makes wearing heels look effortless, who has the willpower to only eat half an office brownie (not five), who at first glance appears to be the epitome of one of those all-together New York "fashionistas" — the intimidating kind — that I used to see in magazines and on TV while growing up in Kansas City. Yet one might be surprised to find that her humor (<i>she</i> was the one who loudly pointed out the peculiar-shaped sweet potato in the office minifridge) and inner beauty very much outshine her chunky cuff bracelets that I covet on a daily basis.<br />
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<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://365heartbeats.blogspot.com/2010/04/beat-26-bits.html" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="200" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjGpf1ILlOPM9T1LIKxZIDEQnq8rsih8Q0C0Sc8HpKIa1KJeI6x6gnopjkWi2I7nX4VMOxyFTpdPDFvMGGmzhSmi6ICPoq6CwSeIv40ZdQPkhFn3Djkzx_JuLRc7c2R-KHH4IAHCUdujdT0/s200/tinabeat.jpg" width="150" /></a></div>For instance, her <a href="http://365heartbeats.blogspot.com/">365 Heartbeats Project</a> has me looking at life just a little bit differently. She spent the better part of an evening photographing me in the rain on a deserted New York street (see above) for this project. As awkward as this was for me... with N's help, I was able to laugh at myself. And ironically, it was a quick shot taken the next morning (at left) that she ended up <a href="http://365heartbeats.blogspot.com/2010/04/beat-26-bits.html">posting</a> — I like to think that it captures a part of my soul that is very genuine. That je-ne-sais-quoi that is inside of me and what my dad refers to when he tells me to "stay golden."<br />
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My point is this: Oh. I don't really have one. I told her that I would post about her <a href="http://www.lemondrop.com/2010/06/04/nude-and-black-the-color-combo-thats-a-summer-style-must/">cute new weekly fashion blog</a> on <a href="http://www.lemondrop.com/2010/06/04/nude-and-black-the-color-combo-thats-a-summer-style-must/">AOL's Lemondrop.com</a> (read it — so you, too, can be That Girl... or at least look like one) which got me to thinking, <i>Is there anything that this chick </i>can't<i> do?</i> <span class="bio">♥</span>Tinahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07096188420578631998noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7556848733047182806.post-65749811615379847742010-05-18T17:15:00.079-04:002010-05-31T20:22:13.324-04:00Giveaway: Sex, City & Ruby SlippersWoo hoo! I've been given a pair of Sex and the City Hotspots Tour tickets (an $84 value) for a giveaway on this here blog. Perhaps it's because of all the <a href="http://rubyslippersnyc.blogspot.com/search/label/satc">yapping I do about <i>SATC</i></a>. But before I tell you how to win 'em, I'd like to make you NYCers aware of this little ditty: <br />
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<span style="font-size: small;">*start PR pitch*</span></span></div><span style="font-size: small;"><b>Sex and the City Midnight Madness Package</b></span><br />
<span style="font-size: small;">Take the day off work, fork over $179 and enjoy all things <i>SATC</i> on Wednesday, May 26, 2010. This amazing package is well worth the ticket price and includes:</span><br />
<ul><li><span style="font-size: small;">The Sex and the City Hotspots Bus Tour</span></li>
<li><span style="font-size: small;">An Italian buffet dinner at NYC's Fresco by Scotto</span></li>
<li><span style="font-size: small;">A ticket to a midnight screening of <i>Sex and the City 2</i></span></li>
<li><span style="font-size: small;">VIP admission to Marquee nightclub after the film (which, coincidentally, is where I stumbled upon <a href="http://rubyslippersnyc.blogspot.com/2004/09/only-in-northeast-corner-of-america.html">Beyoncé <span id="main" style="visibility: visible;"><span id="search" style="visibility: visible;"> </span></span> and Jay-Z back in 2004</a>)</span></li>
<li><span style="font-size: small;">Special appearance by Willie Garson (aka Stanford Blatch!) </span></li>
</ul><span style="font-size: small;">Click <a href="http://www.screentours.com/satc2-midnight-madness">here</a> for more info and to purchase tickets.</span><br />
<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: small;"> *end PR pitch*</span><br />
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</div><span style="font-size: small;"> </span></div>Alright, as I was saying, I have a pair of tickets to give away for the <a href="http://www.screentours.com/tour.php/satc/">Sex and the City Hotspots Bus Tour</a>, which features over 40 real-life locations used in the show. Now I could attempt to give you a <i>SATC</i> tour myself, but I can barely pronounce Manolo Blahnik. So let's do this, shall we?<br />
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<b>Contest Rules:</b> This contest is open to EVERYONE. The tour tickets never expire, so if you don't live in NYC, you can simply use them during your next trip to visit me. OK, ready? To enter to win, you must be officially <a href="http://www.google.com/friendconnect/signin/home?st=e%3DAOG8GaB%252Fm01nhpdN3Io9LwiskxBubZCc5bdj6XYIszjOCYU2T%252FPKkVchSHVix7zAXVHaxn9UNQwE4WVNe6lRE3fEF5%252Bq0VcIj5KVeOx2xyOyCUg2S4%252BRlowauCjb%252BQ9cGvVg3LkII35eYYCTffqijNPjehiRGiOlzoiQ4NNa2k%252FXuJQesOa7ray9vS1eHqBm51dqYyRpB0GDOdGgft4TrpqpYYyjqPu8VYk3Jhau2kQHAJfnVJJBzI9KtnIj%252FxJrsEwm492agJhw%26c%3Dpeoplesense&psinvite=&subscribeOnSignin=1">following my blog</a> (you can follow using your Google, Twitter, Yahoo or AIM account). You won't get spammed, and you won't even get an alert when I post a new blog. It is there solely to make me feel like the popular girl in English class. The winner will be selected at random (by closing my eyes and pointing at the computer screen) from my list of loyal followers on Thursday, May 28.<br />
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Because I'm nosy, what would YOU like to see happen in <i>Sex and the City 2</i>? Want to see Steve grow a pair and put Miranda in her place? Sigh. Me, too.<br />
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<b>UPDATE:</b> Congrats to Sharon, who won the SATC Hotspots Bus Tour tickets! Sharon, please <a href="mailto:smithers.tina@gmail.com">email</a> me your mailing address. Thanks to all of you for <a href="http://www.google.com/friendconnect/signin/home?st=e%3DAOG8GaB%252Fm01nhpdN3Io9LwiskxBubZCc5bdj6XYIszjOCYU2T%252FPKkVchSHVix7zAXVHaxn9UNQwE4WVNe6lRE3fEF5%252Bq0VcIj5KVeOx2xyOyCUg2S4%252BRlowauCjb%252BQ9cGvVg3LkII35eYYCTffqijNPjehiRGiOlzoiQ4NNa2k%252FXuJQesOa7ray9vS1eHqBm51dqYyRpB0GDOdGgft4TrpqpYYyjqPu8VYk3Jhau2kQHAJfnVJJBzI9KtnIj%252FxJrsEwm492agJhw%26c%3Dpeoplesense&psinvite=&subscribeOnSignin=1">following my blog</a>!Tinahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07096188420578631998noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7556848733047182806.post-51137678826430521742010-05-13T16:03:00.008-04:002010-05-13T16:38:31.114-04:00The Trials of Living 2,000 Miles Away From Home<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg4jKQ0HMQpI7tLxc0hiNj1tb_LeorVMipXa1l91QmjBBj7cdqlJ6utjeppKKPImLoEgT4un8TiqNF8Mnlidezy7CQfdDUEt-pKXCASyg9GflwqPnl0ann-JjgjKPg59T0QW_zf2QYOlFnW/s1600/dadme1981.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 0em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg4jKQ0HMQpI7tLxc0hiNj1tb_LeorVMipXa1l91QmjBBj7cdqlJ6utjeppKKPImLoEgT4un8TiqNF8Mnlidezy7CQfdDUEt-pKXCASyg9GflwqPnl0ann-JjgjKPg59T0QW_zf2QYOlFnW/s320/dadme1981.jpg" width="236" /></a></div>If you know me at all, you'll know that not only do my dad and I have an interestingly tumultuous relationship, but he is also the love of my life (in a non-creepy way). The minute my mom passed away back in 1998, I immediately jumped into "parent mode" and have spent every waking moment since putting my pop in his place, lovingly bossing him around. I don't know why I do this. I often wish that I didn't, as it would save us a lot of bickering. But truth be told... deep down, I don't think he'd have it any other way. After all, if I don't take care of his goofy ass, who will?<b> </b><br />
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<b>Me (calling dad):</b> Hi, I tried calling you yesterday.<br />
<b>Dad:</b> Oh, I was at the hospital.<br />
<b>Me:</b> Why?!<br />
<b>Dad:</b> I just fell in the basement and broke my foot... but I'm OK!<br />
<b>Me:</b> What?? When did this happen?!<br />
<b>Dad: </b>Day before yesterday. But I thought it was fine until I took a shower yesterday and saw that my toes were going in two different directions.<br />
<b>Me: </b>Oh, dad... you're an older person, you need to get these things checked out right away. Are you OK? Do you have crutches?<br />
<b>Dad:</b> I'm OK, I just have a big giant shoe I have to wear.<br />
<b>Me:</b> Well... why didn't you tell me right away??<br />
<b>Dad:</b> Because I knew you would get upset and worry!<br />
<b>Me:</b> This is why I worry. Because you don't tell me things. I would've told you right away!<br />
<b>Dad:</b> You're right, and I would want you to. I'm sorry. But hey, I never lie to you!<br />
<b>Me:</b> So, what, am I supposed to know which questions to ask you every day — "How's your foot? How's your wrist? How's your head? Do you have cancer?"<br />
<b>Dad:</b> Is this going on <a href="http://www.facebook.com/tinasmithers">Facebook</a>?<br />
<b>Me:</b> Yes.<br />
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My dad then proceeds to spend the next five minutes urging me to say a swear word. "C'mon, Tina, just say 'fuck.'" No, Dad. I'm at work. "C'mon... you're so cute when you cuss." Goodbye, Dad. <span class="UIStory_Message">♥</span><br />
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<i><span style="font-size: x-small;">Photo of Dad and I, circa 1981.</span></i>Tinahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07096188420578631998noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7556848733047182806.post-39337916736428147642010-04-15T17:32:00.014-04:002010-09-02T12:55:20.805-04:00NYC Cleanse: Post Cleanse + VerdictWake up today refreshed and psyched that I don't have anymore juice sitting in my fridge. Am 5 lbs. lighter since Monday! After five days with no coffee, my first stop is my personal <a href="http://www.yelp.com/biz/empire-coffee-and-tea-company-hoboken">Cheers</a>, where the baristas all know my name and how I take my joe. I know the stars are aligned when I see that the flavor of the day is my absolute favorite — Caramel Nut Fudge! I then throw them for a loop when I request skim instead of my usual full-fat milk. Practically skip to work, pausing to pick up some fruit for breakfast. Upon arriving to work, I don't feel like eating. Shocking, I know. I finally start noshing on my fruit at around 10am, and it takes me a good hour to eat it.<br />
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<b>*rant*</b> Since living in New York, I've found that my patience has worn thin, and I feel extremely entitled when it comes to customer service. I blow up at cabbies who don't know their way around Manhattan and at waiters who don't know their ear from their elbow. I can understand if you're new, but if you're not new, and you were hired to do a particular job, and you work at an ice cream shop and don't know how to say "flavor" in English, we're going to have a problem. <b>*end rant*</b> <br />
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Off to <a href="http://www.lacasaspa.com/">La Casa Day Spa</a> for my um, first-ever colonic. I don't think I will go into too much detail after all, but if you're <i>that</i> curious about my poo-poo endeavors, <strike>you need help</strike> feel free to <a href="mailto:smithers.tina@gmail.com">message me</a> privately! It was pretty much what I expected — my um, "stuff" came out in a tube. Then I sat on a toilet for 30 minutes. 'Nough said.<br />
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<div style="color: #990000;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhSFeji0S4PufuMQi0qc_IcFA96Ioyi55i4hXAyE1P87ZGQ2MSKrkvIbitbbQXYt5emsRYZV_C_yrnuPCkyIdhUc6kLDfsvdODbt7KB051CCVO-6VCfaJ0jer_DbHS_LRG0T-WY8c7cLvHH/s1600/DSC00620.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 0em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="146" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhSFeji0S4PufuMQi0qc_IcFA96Ioyi55i4hXAyE1P87ZGQ2MSKrkvIbitbbQXYt5emsRYZV_C_yrnuPCkyIdhUc6kLDfsvdODbt7KB051CCVO-6VCfaJ0jer_DbHS_LRG0T-WY8c7cLvHH/s200/DSC00620.JPG" width="200" /></a><b>VERDICT</b></div><b>Total Pounds Lost:</b> 6 lbs.<br />
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Overall, Jami (<a href="http://joeandjamigetmarried.blogspot.com/2010/04/blueprint-cleanse-official-review-recap.html">who lost a whopping 10 pounds</a>!) and I are both extremely glad we did it — I feel lighter and healthier. I don't even want the <a href="http://rubyslippersnyc.blogspot.com/2010/04/nyc-cleanse-day-3.html">chocolate in the conference room</a>. Well... not really. Not only do I get full faster (thus, eating less), but I think twice about what I put in my body. Granted, talk to me in a month to see where I am. But I do hope this "health kick" sticks and rather than eating four cupcakes a week, I only treat myself to one. Would I do this again? Perhaps. Would I recommend this to a friend? Yes. But I <i>do</i> think there are less expensive options out there. I mean, it's just <i>juice</i>. Psst... if you decide to try the <a href="https://blueprintcleanse.com/">Blueprint Cleanse</a>, use <a href="http://maryrambin.tumblr.com/post/411481453">this</a> 15% off discount code. You're welcome. Maybe next time I'll try Salma Hayek's <a href="http://www.coolercleanse.com/">Cooler Cleanse</a>, though they do make you drink a juice that's identical to <strike>my personal hell</strike> the beet juice. Erm, nevermind. Thanks to my friend James, I will be playing <a href="http://www.nbc.com/The_Office/games/whack-a-beet/">Whack-A-Beet</a> on a daily basis, instead.<br />
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<i><b>Note:</b></i> If you like what you've read, please <a href="http://www.google.com/friendconnect/signin/home?st=e%3DAOG8GaDB8paUmWBHhNqKFPEwyj%252F8A%252FW%252BKRvqWobeJqWKfflil3D05Sl2VA8U6p0mu0Hd1ToIsgiK5aRcz5g6ZUHmNywc2PbO6FklO7Lb1t1UPzmV8zjDmD1MY1AExU%252BIimZffikdo4KWI43LZ3XmAXCycM4VQaIVsMd5IB4N%252BOfqa0IGnYvq8ofqDY3sDIf2oUyYyveX1wQZ8qrSFwhmZxfp3hbkAseSHPkjWnmTNS%252FlhZqqeAg4pTw%253D%26c%3Dpeoplesense&psinvite=&subscribeOnSignin=1">follow this blog</a>. Thank you!Tinahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07096188420578631998noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7556848733047182806.post-65743694727931261022010-04-14T10:06:00.061-04:002010-09-02T12:55:20.805-04:00NYC Cleanse: Day 3It's my last day, yaya! Confession: I am really proud of myself. Yesterday, fellow cleanser <a href="http://joeandjamigetmarried.blogspot.com/2010/04/countdown-to-cleanse.html">Jami</a> asked if I've cheated. I happily said no, I have not cheated, and no, I am not lying. BPC says you can have snacks like cucumber and celery if you really need to eat — but it's been only juice and water for me. And I honestly haven't been too hungry. By the time my stomach starts to growl, it's time for another awesome juice, which does the trick. Also looks like I've lost a total of 4 lbs. Final weigh-in coming after tomorrow's colonic. And yes, you're going to hear <i>all</i> about it.<br />
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<b>8:30am </b>See? Even <a href="http://rubyslippersnyc.blogspot.com/2007/10/sophie-3-dan-tina-0.html">Sophie Sassypants</a> wants nothing to do with the <strike>liquified leaves</strike> Green Juice, and she's been known to eat pretty much anything.<br />
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<b>Juice 2: P.A.M.</b><br />
<b>11am </b>Oh, Pamela, how I am going to miss you. Your pineapple-minty goodness has been my saving grace. You are the one BPC juice I would happily purchase for $1.79 from my local convenience store. But alas, you are only available in $200 increments surrounded by your less redeeming friends, Green Apple and C.A.B. Perhaps we will meet again after a few donuts and slices of pizza. <span class="UIStory_Message">♥</span><br />
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<b><span class="UIStory_Message">Juice 3: Green Apple</span></b><br />
<span class="UIStory_Message"><b>2pm</b> And you were just starting to get bearable! Adios, GJ.</span><b><span class="UIStory_Message"><br />
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Juice 4: Spicy Lemonade</span></b><br />
<span class="UIStory_Message"><b>3:30pm</b> Meh. I have very little love for you. </span><span class="UIStory_Message">*Desperately wanting an iced coffee right about now.*</span><br />
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<span class="UIStory_Message">Just got this email from a coworker:</span><br />
<div style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span class="UIStory_Message" style="font-size: small;"></span></div><div style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span class="UIStory_Message" style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace; font-size: small;"><b>From: </b>Coworker<b><br />
To:</b> Everyone</span><span class="UIStory_Message" style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace; font-size: small;"><b><br />
Date: </b>Wednesday, April 10, 2010, 5:25pm</span><span class="UIStory_Message" style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace; font-size: small;"> </span><span class="UIStory_Message" style="font-size: small;"><b style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;"><br />
Subject:</b><span style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;"> Chocolates in the Conference Room</span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;">Hi all,</span><br style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;" /><span style="font-family: "Courier New",Courier,monospace;"> I brought chocolate back from Hawaii for everyone. Please help yourself and enjoy.</span></span></div>I was halfway to the conference room when I remembered where I was and what I was doing. FML.<br />
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<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiW8RP_BYF4cYzcgF9E-My4ZN4zYav6ueCWk2nSwEZ0hdxTKto0hw5U1rLXTNH2E3w-NzSGYePyv64hh2wxYdHGibAqBb348tQt5QAs1X70ShIwzpnw7iV-pT6WpnNdjKf_j8O_MaEpIy4j/s1600/DSC00607.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 0em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiW8RP_BYF4cYzcgF9E-My4ZN4zYav6ueCWk2nSwEZ0hdxTKto0hw5U1rLXTNH2E3w-NzSGYePyv64hh2wxYdHGibAqBb348tQt5QAs1X70ShIwzpnw7iV-pT6WpnNdjKf_j8O_MaEpIy4j/s320/DSC00607.JPG" width="240" /></a><b><span class="UIStory_Message">Juice #5: C.A.B.</span></b><span class="UIStory_Message"><b><br />
6:30pm</b> Let the record state that if you <i>like</i> beets, you would probably like C.A.B. But as a result of a <a href="http://rubyslippersnyc.blogspot.com/2010/04/nyc-cleanse-day-1.html">traumatic experience</a>, my distaste for beets goes into a full-on hatred. Case in point: Out to dinner recently with my friend Rachel. Her entree comes with beets. I proceed to make faces throughout the meal due to the smell alone. Looking back, it was a bit rude on my part. Sorry, Rach. Anyway, good riddance.<br />
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Proceed to spend next hour talking Jami off the ledge. </span><span class="UIStory_Message">She wants to *gasp* eat dinner tonight! I tell her that it's like sex — so much better when you wait. Our "doctor's appointments" are tomorrow, and</span><span class="UIStory_Message"> BPC says to ease back into eating "solids," so I'm planning on mixed fruit for breakfast, and a cheeseless green salad with olive oil for lunch. I have been thinking about Friday's food intake all week. I had originally decided on an onion bagel with full-fat scallion cream cheese for breakfast, followed by a celebratory Chipotle lunch with Jami. Then I remembered — my eating habits must change. If I'm going to have a damn bagel for breakfast, I better be prepared to have a salad for lunch. And vice versa. Chipotle and Fiber One it is. It occurs to Jami to mix vodka with her remaining juices.</span><b><span class="UIStory_Message"><br />
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Juice #6: Cashew Nut Milk</span></b><br />
<span class="UIStory_Message"><b>8:30pm</b> I drink this with pleasure. Me: 18. BPC: 0. I did it!!!<br />
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<b>Day 3: </b>Done. (But my journey does not end here, my friends...)</span><br />
<span class="UIStory_Message"> </span>Tinahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07096188420578631998noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7556848733047182806.post-45495528992154630242010-04-13T10:50:00.113-04:002010-09-02T12:55:20.806-04:00NYC Cleanse: Day 2Went to bed last night with anxiety about the next day's juices and severe headache — I blame lack of caffeine. Wake up this morning cranky. Probably because I know I'm not getting coffee or food of any kind. I'm not hungry, I just LOVE FOOD! Cheesy pasta goodness? Get in my belly. Determined to plow through, I drink my hot lemony water and go about my business. My um, bathroom habits are fairly normal, btw. (I know you were dying to ask.) Oh! But I seemed to have lost 2 lbs. Score.<br />
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<b>Juice 1: Green Lemon</b><br />
<b>8:30am</b> Plug nose and go for it. Surprisingly easier than yesterday. Side note: Maybe it's mental, but I find it useful to hold my nose during Juices #1, #3, and #5, because if I can't smell it, it's not really there... right?<br />
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<b>10:30am </b>Have decided that this juice is my favorite. It's refreshing and thirst-quenching... like a healthy Gatorade of sorts. I sip on this for an hour, savoring it, and trying not to think about what's to come. <br />
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<b>Juice 3: Green Apple</b><br />
<b>1pm </b>Halfway there! I let my boss sample the <strike>grass-in-a-bottle</strike> Green Juice, and she seems to enjoy it. Then again, she is a <a href="http://chimeraobscura.com/mi/">phenomenal cook</a> and enjoys various types of veggies that are generally foreign to me — most of which I wouldn't touch with a 10-foot pole. Done and done. Me: 3. Green Juice: 0. But I run out of giant Starbucks straws. Must replenish stash for Juice #5. *shudders*<br />
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<b>Juice 4: Spicy Lemonade</b><br />
<b>2:30pm </b>No biggie. I drink this while <strike>stealing straws</strike> running errands.<br />
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<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEge3ZpMZpHrDC6by5XdRqgtjLCAdStwOJkAojedgrElzZF2EeMkaXCiNcBeZphxzvMzml_nquX_Uikii1C7kPFl-FToyndpVZYLgiSwHXCEPtdMOCcHlXEBOvikyRyP-Bw92WcqH2K9dVKB/s1600/DSC00589.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 0em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEge3ZpMZpHrDC6by5XdRqgtjLCAdStwOJkAojedgrElzZF2EeMkaXCiNcBeZphxzvMzml_nquX_Uikii1C7kPFl-FToyndpVZYLgiSwHXCEPtdMOCcHlXEBOvikyRyP-Bw92WcqH2K9dVKB/s320/DSC00589.JPG" /></a><b>Juice 5: C.A.B.</b><br />
<b>5pm </b>Have been dreading this moment all day. Wishing I were Dwight Schrute right about now. He has a beet farm. You can't have a beet farm and not love beets. Coworker Naomi is intrigued by my plight, so I offer her a sip. (Less for me!) She mentions that it tastes like pickles. Plug nose. Dive in. And then there was one. Looking forward to tonight's "milkshake."<br />
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<b>Juice 6: Cashew Nut Milk</b><br />
<b>8:30pm </b>Still doesn't taste like ice cream, but I kind of like it. <i>Kind of</i>. Tonight I noticed that my body feels lighter, overall — likely a result of not being weighed down by cheeseburgers and donuts. This must be how vegans feel. I have no plans to convert, but I am hoping that this feeling will help me think twice about cleaning my entire plate of penne a la vodka.<br />
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<b>Day 2:</b> Done!Tinahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07096188420578631998noreply@blogger.com2